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TEENAGE DIRTBAG PARODY -THE WARLOCK ANTHEM
LYRICS 

They are a warlock,
They always have dreams about it.
Got    a patron,
that bestowed upon their powers.
Oh, how they think,
they weren't on the brink -
when they signed away their soul,
so they could be edgy and so cool.

CUS I'M JUST AN EDGY WARLOCK BABY
YEAH I'M JUST AN EDGY WARLOCK BABY
ELDRITCH BLAST THIS MONSTER BABY, WITH ME, OOOOOOOOO

Their patrons a dick,
they tell them to do weird shit.
like find some strange crap,
that's hidden under the ground -
so that they can have,
a bit more power.
but it might destroy the world,
who cares when you can cast these sick spells.

CUS    I'M JUST AN EDGY WARLOCK BABY
I'M  JUST AN EDGY WARLOCK BABY
ELDRITCH BLAST THIS MONSTER BABY, WITH ME, OOOOOOO

~patron time~
I've got two tickets to ultimate power baby,
Do as I    say now don't say maybe,
cus I'm just an edgy warlock patron,

your soul, swear it to meeeeeee

Oh yeah, edgy,
all for a magic sword
Oh yeah, edgy,
Callin on my patrons power
Callin on my patrons power.

 

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