TEENAGE DIRTBAG PARODY -THE WARLOCK ANTHEM
LYRICS
They are a warlock,
They always have dreams about it.
Got a patron,
that bestowed upon their powers.
Oh, how they think,
they weren't on the brink -
when they signed away their soul,
so they could be edgy and so cool.
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CUS I'M JUST AN EDGY WARLOCK BABY
YEAH I'M JUST AN EDGY WARLOCK BABY
ELDRITCH BLAST THIS MONSTER BABY, WITH ME, OOOOOOOOO
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Their patrons a dick,
they tell them to do weird shit.
like find some strange crap,
that's hidden under the ground -
so that they can have,
a bit more power.
but it might destroy the world,
who cares when you can cast these sick spells.
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CUS I'M JUST AN EDGY WARLOCK BABY
I'M JUST AN EDGY WARLOCK BABY
ELDRITCH BLAST THIS MONSTER BABY, WITH ME, OOOOOOO
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~patron time~
I've got two tickets to ultimate power baby,
Do as I say now don't say maybe,
cus I'm just an edgy warlock patron,
your soul, swear it to meeeeeee
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Oh yeah, edgy,
all for a magic sword
Oh yeah, edgy,
Callin on my patrons power
Callin on my patrons power.